ultra awk

Warning:  If you're a guy and shy about female situations you might want to skip this post.  If you choose to continue reading this post.. scroll slowly, otherwise it'll give away the ending.

My life pretty much revolves around awkward moments.  Think I'm lying?  clearly you've never met me. 

Example of the day

I'm walking out of class today when my backpack snags on something, so I yank hard and keep walking...
next thing I know, I hear a guy behind me yelling out "your backpack's open.  Miss, you're backpack is open!" I turn back to see a short bearded fellow chasing me down,  and what does he have in his hands?  a little notebook, a pen, and...




wait for it....






a tampon. 




At that point I started laughing so hard I could barely walk, so I took 15 minutes to stumble across campus holding my stomach, trying to take in enough oxygen to stay alive between my hardy laughs. 

Yes.  A man chased me down to return my fallen tampon.  What a gent. Thank you, kind Sir, thank you.