Poor men need not apply.

I am officially on the hunt.  

The boyfriend hunt.  

Am I love hungry? No.

Am I hungry, hungry? Yes.

You see... I tried sushi for the first time yesterday, and it was amazing.

So fresh and light, yet potent and flavorful.... oh!  I just died at the taste dancing around in my mouth.  

I LOVE good food.  I am willing to spend more money going out to eat than I am on a cute top.  It's a problem.  

But.. I'm also a poor college student. 

Problem?  
The biggest.

So... my plan is to find a guy who would like to buy me sushi and other delicious food in exchange for my lovely company :)  

Know anyone interested? 

The best of roomies.

I love my house!  I have the best roommates EVER.  I'm not even exaggerating.  The four funniest dancers in the department all live under one roof right across the street from campus.  I never have to do ab workouts anymore because our constant laughter is doing the job. :)

We share food.  Cheap and Healthy. mmmm.  Mangos and Asian food.  GLORIOUS. 

Here's the link to my roommate Beth's braggy blog post about us :).  

She sums it up pretty well...  

Here are some QUOTES so you can get an even better glimpse into our lives.  (I'll probably post more throughout the year, brace yourselves.)  You probably won't understand... but trust me, we're hilarious. 

After we got a microwave: "I'm so excited!!! I can wax my face now!"

"I want you to cuddle me so hard!"

"The worst feeling in the world NEXT TO CONSTIPATION... is wearing tights that are too short for your legs"

"How do YOU know him?"  "same thing."  "He bit your tongue off!?!"

"Is he the one who made you shower EVERY DAY for  A WEEK???.... Yeah... I'd definitely call him a jerk."

"Sometimes I snort all the freaking time."

"... like... I wasn't just spewing out watery puss... cause usually that's what it is."

"meanwhile... under the willow tree."

"Is Dustin's sweat all over your body?"

"The things I do to accomodate Alex!"  

(shout out to Alex.. AKA Best Friend Alex... AKA BFA"Your butt looks good in sequins.". Thanks for putting up with our estrogen.)

"Your butt looks good in sequins."

That's about 1/100000000th of the laughter-inducing comments we make. Come visit us sometime- we're a hoot.  (but give us a 5 minute warning so we can get ourselves under control)

Happy things

disclaimer: Brogan and boring-blog dislikers  (notice that was boring-blog dislikers, not boring blog-dislikers) like him... you guys can turn away now.  This is a normal blog post, not stuffed with hefty amounts of laughter or inspiration.  Boring to the likes of you folk....


moving on to the actual post:


I've been a little gloomier than I would like as of late...  due mostly to the fact that I am working full time at a desk job instead of dancing all summer.  I apologize for those of you who have had to deal with my whiney facebook updates.  I decided it's time to look at some of the brightsides of my life, so here is a little happy list (idea stolen from elizakaye):


-I got to go camping this week for the first time in two years!  It was lovely.
-My family is great, but something about the outdoor air on camping trips always makes one person turn into the hulk.  This time we were avenger-free! (which is, in this case, great!)
-I have next Saturday off which means I can go buy clothes at yard sales (the only way I can justify spending money)
-I have a job!  Which equals... much needed money... which equals... less student loans... which equals... less hatred from my future husband (whoever he may be) and less stress.
-I'm wearing my favorite green cardigan today... feelin pretty lovely.
-I just had a delicious, nutritious berry shake.
-I am totally conquering this diet.  I haven't cheated once this whole week!  (This is huge for me, as those of you who know me know.....I have absolutely NO self-control when it comes to food)
-As a result of conquering the first week, I have lost 4 pounds.  *Makes fist like Napoleon Dynamite* chyesssss!!!
-As a result of losing 4 pounds, my pants are loose - physical evidence! *Makes fist like Napoleon Dynamite once again....*  Chyessss!!!!
-The smoke is starting to clear.
-My sister Special K and I have been sharing a room for a two weeks now, and not only are we both alive.  We haven't gotten in any quarrels yet... not even itty bitty ones.
-My laptop is completely virus-free!  (This is not normal for my little hp.)
-I started a great romantic novel yesterday - Seeking Persephone
-Work has been hilarious today - good times at the office.
-I have the best friends and family a girl could as for!  (I'm sorry that I can't hangout 90% of the time when you all call! I do love you- I'm just busy!)
-This break from dance will be good for all of my chronic injuries.
-Scriptures are awesome... as always :)

***holds breath in anticipation and fear***

Okay... stop reading this post, right now.

I'm just posting this so there's a little bit of a risk of someone seeing this other blog I'm writing.  It's very pointless.  Just me writing down my little steps to a healthier life.  That's all.  Boring.  Bad punctuation.  Don't look.  But... just so there's a chance someone will look, to give me motivation to keep track of my crap:  Here it is.

I hope if you clicked that you appreciate my oh-so-creative-and-original title.  Yep, see, if you clicked it, it was boring, right?

Oi.  I'm self conscious about this, but I need to fix it... and the chance that someone might see my failures and successes just might do the trick.  That's all. Don't read it. Seriously.