Normally one of my roommates is home, or I'm with them and they have their keys.
Right now two of my roommates are in China so... the chances someone will be home go down considerably. I'd been pretty lucky so far, my roommate had been home or I'd actually remembered to bring my keys for once.
Today, that luck ended.
I woke up with barely enough time to shove my hair up on top of my head, throw an ugly sweater on, and run off to class. Lookin' GREAT. *sarcasm*
I got out of class early and came home to find...... a locked door.
I called my roommate to see if she was home, no answer.
So... I walked around the house examining my options for entry.
I found an open window up front, so... I decided to take it.
I hoisted myself up and.....
Got wedged on the ledge.
For a good three minutes, I was kicking my legs around while I tried to reach for the nearest chair to crawl onto.
With my bum dangling out the window....
As many, many people walked right by. (one of the bonuses of living right across the street from campus)
Finally.. after a bit of a struggle...I grabbed hold of the chair and shimmied my way in, did a happy dance to celebrate my successful(ish) entry, and turned around to shut the window, to see.....
The neighbors across the street, on their porch. Watching me.
Well, boys... I hope you enjoyed staring at my perky posterior dangling out of our kitchen, because you will probably see a lot of it in the next two weeks as I am sure there will be many more instances where I forget my keys.
Oh, and don't worry... a few minutes after I squirmed my way in I heard a meow.... upstairs.
I walked up to my roommates room to find our neighbors' cat George. Apparently he was able to somehow get in with all our doors locked. Most likely without his posterior end hanging out the kitchen window.
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